12 Rules of Techno-Utopia
I. Everyone (no one) gets a trophy.
II. If it's on the web, then everyone can possess it.
III. Every content is in "universal internet language" (no ASCII/UNICODE).
IV. Emotions aren't compressed on the web.
V. No knowledge is closed-source.
VI. The "dead internet" rests in peace while the alive internet lives.
VII. The cybercriminals and trolls either don't exist or live in their own dystopia.
VIII. No Pandora's box, no X-gate.
IX. Everyone is a utopio-nationalist.
X. Every click pays off.
XI. You're in everyone's social circle.
XII. You dream about the internet, even when you're offline.
(one rule for each archetype)